Hello, I’m Alice-May, a 28 year old trans woman. Going to mostly reblog things people I follow find.
Pics of me are under the selfie tag.
Icon credit goes to MajinRoses
If anyone feels like donating to help me get through college and transition my paypal is nmayeux@yahoo.com
say what u want about the manscaped ads I know they are shit, all of them but the “evil, sinister, malcontent, balls” one puts me into fucking hysterics actually
Hello all, my name is Marina, and I’m a trans girl from Chile. My three months job ended in June, and I have not been having luck finding a new one. It hasn’t been made easier by my computer having been broken/getting repaired for weeks now. I’m supposed to get it back this Friday, but it’s been delayed before.
I should have some money coming in soon to help with HRT specifically, but I still have regular expenses I need to cover, and my savings are getting low, with no guarantee that I’ll find a job to help with them anytime soon.
That’s why I’m making this fundraising post, to ask for help building up savings to rely on while I’m waiting to get work. You can also message me about my rates for editing and English to Spanish/Spanish to English translation work. Any help is appreciated, even just reblogging.
the man who owns and runs the thai restaurant in my town knows me by name. he is one of the kindest and most thoughtful men i know. i started ordering from his place back in january, which was when i got my fibromyalgia diagnosis. back then i was using a walker, had limited mobility in my entire body but especially my hands, and was very visibly in pain. i always ordered the same thing: yellow curry with no meat, potatoes and carrots only (i have texture and other dietary issues). he always made it a point to make sure i could get out the door and carry the food safely. he had his workers package the food so that it was easier for me to open. as i kept coming back and i told him a little bit about my health status, he would always encourage me to keep going. he told me about how the spices he used were good for inflammation and began to edit the recipe just for me so that spices that were even better for fighting inflammation were used. he’d give me extra portions and despite the fact that i would tip every time, i realized later that he never charged my card for them. as time went on and my condition began to get better, especially with the help of a physical therapist, he would make encouraging remarks and tell me how happy he was for me. the day i came in without my walker, he practically jumped for joy, and despite my insistence, he gave me my meal for free that day. i continue to make progress with my conditions and i continue to go to the thai place. this man who does not know me personally and who i hardly know anything about is one of my favorite people. it’s interactions with humans like these that make loving life easier. and his curry really does help my chronic condition. it’s comfort food taken to the next level.
say what u want about the manscaped ads I know they are shit, all of them but the “evil, sinister, malcontent, balls” one puts me into fucking hysterics actually
the thing is, stephen king is generally pretty good at creating complex, well-rounded characters, which makes it all the more jarring when one of those characters abruptly comes out with what i’ll term a “kingism”. i don’t know how best to define a kingism other than “you’ll know it when you see it”. it’s the voice of the author intruding on the voice of the character, and in this case the voice of the author has a bad sense of humour and is ravenously, inexplicably horny
random example of a kingism aka “he would not fucking say that”
this too is a kingism
one of the hallmarks of a kingism is that when a character is being Horny On Main (or In Maine), they can never do it in a normal way. they have to come up with a sequence of words that nobody has ever said before in the history of the english language. here’s another example:
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